|Eat at your own risk|
photo from: The Idea Girl Says
A lethal mix? How about just placing your bets on that last minute detail, inserted in the article as a sort of afterthought?
Turns out the sand under the water is not just one long knee-deep adventure. Like most swimming areas, there are hills, holes, dropoffs. But, if we are to believe the press, the culprit was the spaghetti misto di mare, and not the mare itself. Unfortunately for the two waders, they were not in an area supervised by a life guard. But, judging from my life guard from last summer, I don't think it would have helped. Here he was, giving errrr mouth-to-mouth resuscitation for hours on end with a seriously lifeless babe (I mean, what else could it have been?), while the tiny babes splashed wistfully in the sunshine. Hopefully, their parents knew to keep a close eye on them, because up in his perch, his eyes were surveying a different kind of horizon.
As for the Italian man who drowned frollicking with his Romanian girlfriend? I wonder how his wife will be taking the news.