|The Ice Cream Truck - a feature of the American suburbanscape |
Picture from the YOMYOMF network
(You Offend Me You Offend My Family)
Going to the USA, food (and its results) are everywhere. As I posted awhile back, first its the fast food stands on takeoffs and landings -- just compare the fried food festivities with the caviar and coffee bars in Europe's airports. Food eating competitions are now the main attraction of every street festival and gathering; heck while in New York, even the San Gennaro festival had a whole lot more to do with Neapolitan fried specialties over the Patron Saint of Naples himself. Ask any New Yorker, and I'm sure they'd tell you that San Gennaro was a guy who first started frying up dough in a deep frier. I remember growing up, an Ice Cream Social was a special occasion. Now it's a fried ice cream all-you-can-eat extravaganza with a stuff-your-face contest at noon. And, judging from the newfangled foods our Burger Kings and McDonalds & Co. are introducing in order to expand the girths geometrically of their clientele, you can now have Any size drink for $1 or a scrumptious bacon sundae; just to make sure your arteries get and stay hard and firm (about the only thing hard and firm in our super-sized country).
With the ice cream trucks bringing food to you, I don't think it will be too long before we've reached the excesses portrayed by the comical cruise ship passengers drinking cupcakes from a cup in Wall-E. With our drive-thru windows, Jumbo cups and extra-long drinking straws, just stop in at any 7-11 and fill up as you go. Next stop? Intravenous feedings.
New York's Mayor Bloomberg wants to change all that. He's already forced trans-fats off city menus, calorie counters on all fast food and coffee shop boards, and now, he wants to ban the Jumbo cups. People say it's government meddling in their personal affairs. But isn't it the government's job to see that we don't kill ourselves? Thus the seatbelt laws, the traffic lights, and warning labels?
Can't ponder this any further. I hear the familiar ding-a-ling of the ice cream man coming 'round the corner...
...and for a quick look at 10 Reasons why the world might be running out of bacon, click here!