This monstrosity (and a few of its facsimiles around Rome) is my pick for the second-ugliest sculpture ever created. It was done by Luigi Gheno, an artist from Veneto who, before coming to Rome to teach art, had obviously missed the flow and grace of Venetian artists such as Tiepolo who preceded him. Why a non-Roman garnered so much exposure around Rome is beyond me. He may have 'gifted' his artworks to the City after he realized no one would ever pay actual money for them.
The show of his work in my humble neighborhood was installed in 2001 and to last four months. Nine years later, during the current campaign to beautify Piazza dei Navigatori, it's been uprooted. Hopefully, never to spoil the eternal city again. [Update: Alas, I spoke far too soon. The wooden version was uprooted so they could implant a humongous concrete base to hold the bronze version for eternity. I only pray that a tractor-trailor hits it one day and puts us all out of our sheer misery.]
And, to round it off, just because three's company, here's my third choice of ugliest statues ever created:
This is found in the sumptuous rotonda room at the Vatican Museums. It is supposedly of Hercules, but with that stance and that chin, you'd think he was the Dowager Queen of Greenwich Village. It's no wonder he liked fur coats and carried a walking stick...Now, if he just donned those robes and threw on a Tiara and red leather Prada shoes, I think he looks like a totally buff version of Pope Benedict XVI.
6 comments:
Francesca:
Yeah, they're all pretty ugly. You seem to have a thing about the Pope... what is it with you?
You bring up my favourite frescoist and sculptor Giovanni Battista Tiepolo. His most famous piece is that of the Four Continents on the ceiling over the famous Treppenhaus in Wuertzburg's Neuer Residenz. It was designed by two Prince-Bishop brothers, Johann Philipp Franz and Freidrich Karl von Schoenborn between 1720 & 44. You should Google it.
Hey, I live in Rome! But look closely at his face...I think there is a stark resemblance, and I thought that even before he became Pope!
I'll google the work.
Francesca:
S T R E A T C H...LOL! The statue doesn't have bags under its eyes!
Ha... poor statues. It is wrong that I feel sorry for them? ;-)
@Cherrye -- I don't know...I'd feel sorrier for the artists! How that work ended up in the Vatican collection is beyond me -- probably, because it's in perfect condition. Just the proportions are all off.
Anyway, I need to amend my remark about beautifying Rome...turns out, they're making way for more ugly Advertising signs everywhere you look!
Geez, how do these ones end up being displayed so prominantly?
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